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I was the bestest of the bestest of the bestest friends with Smelly P. Winkletoes, who was paranoid by a Sonic game he bought off of a homeless man. He was so paranoid, his favorite show became Barney the Dinosaur. I saw the cartridge in his Nintendosoft Super Wiiboxstation 360U 3. Sonic didn't look like Sonic. He looked like his original character, Blonic. And Tails looked like his original character, Blails. I then saw Sonic 2. I put it in. There was no intro, yada yada yada, whatever happened before. Blonic was standing there, and he said, "YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO NOW, BLAILS!!!" "Sit," Blails replied. "NO! WE'VE GOT TO FIGHT DR. EGGMAN! LET'S GO ROUND UP THE TROOPS!" Blonic then appeared in a bar, and Knuckles (Or as Blonic calls him, Bluckles, so I'm assuming he's not Knuckles, but his original character, Bluckles) was just lying on the table, like if he were crying softly. "HEY, YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLUCKLES! WE NEED YOUR HELP DEFEATIN EGGMAN!" Bluckles replied in a sad tone while creepy music played, "I can't fight Eggman," Bluckles said. He then showed his face. It looked like a mixed-colored man who was depressed. "I can't do anything." "BUT HE'S A JERK," Blonic replied. "It'd be foolhearty to try, old friend. Not after the last war." I didn't know what Bluckles was talking about, but it wasn't good. "They took everything away from me, my whole family, even the twins!" He then showed a picture of the twins. And it wasn't even twins. It was A BASKET BALL PLAYER!!! I got so scared! I ran out and cried, it was so scary. I turned off the game and destroyed it. I was then taken to the same place they took Smelly. "Don't tell me I didn't try to warn you," Smelly said.