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One day, I was really bored. I had decided to get Bloons Tower Defence 5 for my computer, and it was great. You should totally play it. But, you also shouldn't, after the experience I had with Bloons Tower Defence 5. After playing and looking at art for Skullgirls, I was pretty hyped to play some Bloons with my buddy. However, he was busy playing the Steam version of Sonic.exe (stupid Steam Greenlight), so I couldn't play with him. I booted up the game to the familiar BTD5 title screen, but it was somehow different. The Ninjakiwi logo looked like a slightly darker shade of red, which freaked me out. After the title screen came, I was really impatient and clicked through it real fast, but I noticed that some of the options, like the Monkey Labs, were disabled. That was kind of strange, but I pressed on. When I went onto Monkey Lane with the difficulty set to Easy, I pretty much owned every Bloon for a while. I was at Round 122 or so when my friend messaged me on Steam. He talked about a secret easter egg on BTD5 at about Round 700. I called bullshit, and wanted to prove him wrong, so I got a week's supply of paper towels, tooth brushes, Cheez-Its, My Little Pony coloring books, sardines, duct tape, Gorilla Glue, and bottles of Jack Daniels and got to work. Every 150 rounds or so I had to take a nap, but I was making great time. My friend was slightly concerned and wanted me to give up, but I knew he would eat his words if I found out this was fake. At Round 647, I had finished off the remains of the Jack Daniels, which made me sad. I soldiered on until I destroyed the final ZOMG of Round 665. Before I even started Round 666, I noticed that my towers were getting slightly off of their usual demeanor. The Dart Monkey that had been with me since the beginning had a sad look, kind of like me after I ran out of booze. My Temples of the Monkey God were looking RIGHT AT ME which I thought was suspicious. Was this the start of the easter egg? Had all of this work been done just to prove my friend right? I hoped to God it wasn't. The split second before I hit the play button, the game screen flashed light blue and then green, which kind of fucked with my eyes. Round 666 started fairly normally, with millions of Bloons getting annihilated by my
This was recovered from the computer of Wayne Sheller, who was found dead the week before the department investigated his house. He had killed himself by asphyxiating himself with a red balloon. Aside from this text document, the only things on his computer were a picture he described taking during the incident, Steam, and his copy of Bloons Tower Defence 5. Everything else was seemingly wiped. His case is closed.
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