Bonered by Werewolves

Right outside my home there is a very scary woods. It's even more scary when you discover that a lot of werewolves live back there. Everyday I have to take a different path to get home so they don't follow me. Sometimes I forget and they'll be on the path, waiting for me. They boner me and give me worg wedgies. I don't want to explain what a worg wedgie is, it's just too humiliating. The only good thing is they keep the vampires away and I don't really like vampires. Also Kate Beckinsale lives upstairs and I'm trying to get it in with her.

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Credited to FartoTheClown 

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