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I was working as an intern ay Nickeloden Studios. I got to see the episodes of SpongeBob that were supposedly locked in the Nickeloden Vaults. I honestly found some gems like a unaired version of WhoBob Whatpants. But, that’s a story for another day. I finally finished my taxes because the cops were on my ass at any given moment. Those pigs. Oink oink. Damn motherfuckers.
But, back to what I was saying. I saw a lot of SpongeBob episodes. Some of them had names that I thought were jokes. Like for example; Squidward Spreads Rumours about Patrick’s Micropenis, SpongeBob Gets His Hand Trapped in a Meat Grinder and Sandy Cheats on SpongeBob for Reddit Karma. Just to name a few. One episode was, different, however.
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Squidward was pissed. So, he seemed to burst the window open. He looked down, screamed. He looked up. He looked enraged.
''<nowiki/>'Will you
I couldn’t believe my ears. Squidward swore? He flipped off the camera. My heart started to bound. What could be wrong about watching more? I should’ve stopped.
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It cut to Squidward, playing at the Bubble Bowl. But this time, it was called the Cock & Balls Bowl. Strange. I kept watching.
Squidward started to play his instrument. He played lots of ear-splitting notes. Blaring out of the speakers. It made my heart beat fast. It zoomed into Squidward’s face. He seemed to be sweating. In the background, I noticed something. A giant dildo statue was visable outside of the bubble. The statue
The crowd didn’t seem to like that. So, they decided to say some things. For example, SpongeBob said something mean. This is what he said.
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''<nowiki/>'Squidward is coming, lock your doors, you will die.'''
The tape ended with brown static. I was shocked. So shocked. The person who made it got arrested for making it by the local officers of the state of Ohio. For reasons. Obvious reasons. I never touched that tape again. Yeah. So, that's where I stop. Never watch that episode. Or else Squidward will get
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