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My computer turned back on, displaying the TOSHIBA booting prompt, and I was launched back into MS-DOS, but the background was replaced with a realistic blood texture instead of the normal black background. Though I was hesitant, I still continued my work as pretty much everything was back to normal, but something that bothered me was that when you are running a program that uses a TUI interface, or anything terminal wise, the number 666 would randomly appear on the screen, with the bloody background with it, making the games I play sometimes much difficult since I would have to go back to the menu to reset the screen.

 

 

Well, i was a bit mad I lost 2 days worth of progress, but it was made up for the fact that I could just play CIV1.EXE.

 

My second favorite part of Civ1 is growing my civilization, but as soon as my population reached 2, the population decreased back to 1. I thought that was odd. It was just a boring game, but then the sea mysteriously turned blood red, and everything became demonic suddenly. Then my government was forced into anarchy without my consent, then suddenly I saw a settler unit approaching my city, and then I was launched into the default meeting seen into Civ1, however, instead of a normal background, it was a terrifying hyperealistic image of Spongebob holding a shotgun towards my face. I was scared. Then the leader SPONGIXXX asked me a question:

"What do you value more?

Your sanity

Your life?"

With a distorted hyperrealstic spongebob laugh "Bahahahahahaha"

and before I could answer, my screen turned black and I was back into the game. It was all normally suddenly.

 

Even more disturbingly, it showed Mr. Krabs's body cut open, and prompted me:

"Billy bob, listen. You must stop them before it is too late. They want to kill us."

And then he left.

 

== Kaptjhcer 6 ==

I was beyond mad, I lost my progress but I had no choice but to restart. Instead of the normal intro, I was greeting to Spongebob holding a shottie pointed at me, saying:

"Bahahaha, what do you value more?

YOUR LIFE OR YOUR SANITY?"

I couldn't pick any option, and spongebob started making many creepy laughs as he progressively got more hyperrealistic before firing at my computer screen in the game and my computer shut off. The sound was so realistic that I could hear the movement of the weapon. I tried going back on, and I was launched back into the game exactly where I left off. Then I was given an advisor screen, almost like Civ2 but with the MS-DOS style of Civ1, but the screen quickly disapared. Then, I got a new unit:

Skeleton Ghandi, a terrifying haunting hyperrealistic unit, I diployed it onto the city. Then suddenly I was given another prompt:

"I am god"

And I looked behind me.

My hands were tied. I looked up, and he was holding the shotgun upwards, like a gangster. He started speaking:

"What do you value more, your life or your sanity?"

I was on the ground, no way to get up, and I was scared. I said my life, and he said:

"Bahahahahha, I will kill you brutually"

Then I quickly managed to break the tied up hands and grabbed spongebob's shawened off shottie, and aimed it at spongebob and fired, he let out a horrifying screem. I was terrified, and he said: "Evil Patrixx will deal with you", I ran out of my house, lit it on fire, took my cat, and ran the hell out of there. Now I am writting in a hotel, still having nightmares to this day.

 

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