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▲'''''WARNEENG: SPOYLAHZ ALURTT!1!!1!111!11!!!! '''''
It was January 12th, 2009, 5:36 PM to be exact. It was like a normal day. I was playing some good ol' ''Super Smash Brothers. Brawl''. It's a video game about fighting video game characters, by the way. I was playing the Subspace Emissary. It was fun, and then I got to the part with the zoo and Lucas (I forgot the name). I was fighting Porky Minch with Ness. Porky Minch is my favorite videogame character ever, or, at least he WAS. At the same time, I took out my brother's iPhone (which I secretly stole from him in about 2 seconds) and looked at a picture of Claus, AKA the Masked Man from ''Mother 3 ''(a Japan-only RPG realeased on the Game Boy Advance) and just thought to myself "this guy looks
▲<p style="margin-top:0px!important;">I don't have much time to write this, as I am going to die. You will not believe this, but this is a true story that really happened. When I look back at it, even I can not believe it. But, that day changed my life forever...</p>
▲It was January 12th, 2009, 5:36 PM to be exact. It was like a normal day. I was playing some good ol' ''Super Smash Brothers. Brawl''. It's a video game about fighting video game characters, by the way. I was playing the Subspace Emissary. It was fun, and then I got to the part with the zoo and Lucas (I forgot the name). I was fighting Porky Minch with Ness. Porky Minch is my favorite videogame character ever, or, at least he WAS. At the same time, I took out my brother's iPhone (which I secretly stole from him in about 2 seconds) and looked at a picture of Claus, AKA the Masked Man from ''Mother 3 ''(a Japan-only RPG realeased on the Game Boy Advance) and just thought to myself "this guy looks retarded". Then, I heard a knock on the door. I forgot to pause my game, and I lost to Porky.
It was my friend, Anthony Nochinson. He was wounded, and he had an eyepatch on. He had a black NES (Nintendo Entertainment System. It's a classic) cartridge in his left hand, and he gave it to me. "Take it. Do not play it. It is too late for me. I need you to stop this." he said. He walked away. Being the genius I am, I took the cartridge and analyzed it closely. It was dark black, even blacker than the blackest black. It had ductape with the words "DO NOT PLAY" poorly written with red Sharpie. I just had to play it, because I was curious to know what game it was. Unaware of me losing the Porky battle, I never turned off my Wii and stuck the cartridge into my N64.
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'''666. '''Then, the screen went black. I checked the PS1. It exploded. I woke up in the hospital, and then I found a plush on the end of the bed. It was none other than a plush of Claus. He had hyper-realistic blood at the end of his electric blade that looked like a lightsaber. It had a note next to it.
{{email|'''''"Dear Thomacreep Pastabob,'''''
'''''Porky was trying to kill you all along. I was going to stop it, but then you called me
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That's why I'm typing this all here.
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Goodbye.
{{note2|[https://web.archive.org/web/20160411085249/http://the-world-of-meat-logic.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:16910 Originally posted to The World of Meat Logic Wiki]}}
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