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It was my Brothersbrother's birthday. He liked Caillou, so I got him a DVD from Ebayebay. He went upstairs and watched it, while I watched SpongebobSpongeBob on Nickelodeon downstairs.
 
After the Episodeepisode ended he came down crying and told me "Caillou is Evilevil, and he killed his family and Scaredscared me! I don't like him anymore!" . I then put on Mickey Mouse clubhouseClubhouse for him while I went to watch it.
 
The episode began with the early intro with Caillou holding baby Rosie when he was 2. The odd thing was instead of saying "That's Meme", he said "Not Meme". I shrugged it off and the Episodeepisode had no title. CaillousCaillou's mom came back from the store.
 
"Did you get me my Toytoy?" Asked caillouCaillou. His mom replied "Sorry, but they were sold out". Caillou then threw a fit. AI laughed as he did this. I thought "Why would he be scared of this?" .
 
Then caillouCaillou screamed "NO! I WANTED THAT FUCKING TOY AND I NOW I WILL NOT GET IT! FUCK YOU JIZZ MOM! FUCK YOU JIZZ DAD! I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOU AFTER I KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD! FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING, CUNT, SLUT, BITCH, CRAP, SHIT, JIZZ, NIGGSHIT, FUCKERS!" . The mom and dad were horrified and told Caillou "THAT'S PROFANITY! NOW YOU WILL NEVER GET THAT TOY, EVEN IF YOU BEHAVE! NOW TO GO BAD EARLY, OR I WILL CALL THE COPS ON YOU!".
 
Then Caillou closed his eyes and opened them revealing bloodshot eyes! He then went and Bitbit his mom. He then got an AK-47 and shot his mom and dad. He then got a Bombbomb and blew up his home. Then he killed Rosie and Gilbert. He then blew himself up inwith a Nukenuke. Then a copyright date said © 1999 Cinar, followed by the logo.
 
I then destroyed the DVD. My brother now hates Caillou.
 
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