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Okay, I just want to point out i am a HUGE Call Of Duty fan. I 420 noscope kids all day, I drink Mountain Dew, I eat Doritos, and I am in FaZe. But this made me poop my diaper in agony. This is my story with a very special Call Of Duty game.
So one day, I was searching
However, before I walked out the door, the cashier said "Look at me." I looked at him. Suddenly, a nearby jukebox started playing Giygas' Theme from Earthbound and a demonic rap or something. The cashier's eyes melted out of his face, revealing his fleshy sockets covered in blood. He grew new eyes. But this time, they were red. His bloody bloodshot eyes were bloody and bloodshot and covered in blood.He stared right at me. I ran out the door, and drove home, running over a few people in the process.
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I got home, and I stuck one of the computer discs into my NES. It loaded up perfectly. I beat almost every game in one night, EXCEPT for the CoD game i got. Save the best for last, i thought.
The next morning, I woke up, and ran to my NES, and put the game in. It took exactly 74.314563 seconds to come up. My character was a female named Amanda Peterson. She was a
The screen cut to black.
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