Case file 454322

i awoke, from a loud noise downstairs. i run downstair and it jeff the killer! he say i stupid but he stab knife into me! i dodge though and kick him trew windo. he say he verry kil for it becgause he not know me! i say no! then the rake come! he say "just your friendly neighbor hood slasher!" then he cut off jeff the  iller head. i scream and rake throw poopy on jef th ill and slendir men come! he sow jeff head on and he sew it with dynanite so jeff exsplosihon but jeff tick slender and show him pic of rake wife and slender say "how did you know?" rake say "slashing for only 3 payments of 19.99!" then he say "if you not completelily satisfy i dont give a shit!" then he punch jeff in faic and sonic exe come with boozaka and shoot all them but sleender take me and trow me into chimniy and i break neck but sonic exe heal it and turn to car and run over jeff and slinder say "i hate you dood and then slender poopoo unto sonic exe and he explosihion. Then slender eat the rae and the rake exploshion in stomach and exploshion in next door house. house blow up. i break bone. me dad call nurse. nurse fix me. i go home computer and hyper realistic blood come out and dead pokemon come ouyt. me dad commit suicide. i die. pokemon exploshion. th end.