Children aren't real

My name is Zaphorous Bandaloukous, and I am a Kindergarten Teacher, or rather, was. One day, one of my star students, Lamborghini Aventador, came up to me and said, "Mister Zaphorous Bandaloukous, children aren't real". He then faded from existence, and so did all children, but, in his place, I found an MI6 card, which revealed that he was actually a 22-year-old spy named Lamborghini Aventador.

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