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About a week later when the pain had stopped and i had told all my roblox friends what had happened i wanted to visit shrek. It's been a long time... Let's hope Ben doesn't come in the way. I drowned him, but thats another story. When i came to shreks house he looked at me... "Where have you been you sexy beast?!" he said to me. "I-i was assaulted...". Shrek looked at me... He munched on my words a little. "You what?!!!!". I munched on his words too, since we both were hungry. "Cliche face..."I said. "FUCK YOU!" Shrek said back and shut the door in my face. My heart broke...
 
I suppose i needed a hospital, but before i could even pull up my iphone42 my heart realized it was broken so it switched off. The next hours consisted of my heart and my brain talking about breating life into me, but their argument stopped when they realized neither of them could breathe. I was dead. Finally Shrek noticed i was dead so he threw me in the garbage. (UPDATE COMING SOON)
 
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"This isn't even a creepypasta nor a trollpasta", the author thought to himself.
 
I woke up in a room filled with garbage, being crushed. I try'd to run, but when i did the garbage kept punching me. Even though it was hard i made it and all the garbage was crushed leaving me to be alive. "Huh? Wut u gonna do bout it m8?" asked the world. Then the walls became BLOOD red and it read CLICE FACE CLICE FACE CLICE FACE all over. "Clice face?" i asked "Why are you doing this to me? My life, only a distraction from your horrors. You cut of my balls... Why don't you kill me already?". Then a figure came from above. "II-II-I'm BAAAAAA-AAACK" a robotic voice said. Oh god. It was Ben. "What the fack man, i thought i drowned you?" i shouted. "One does not simply kill Ben" Clice face said. He was watching from a window in the wall. "Ok, first of all how did you design this place?" i asked. "We know you and shrek in and out, we have studied you ancestors for a long period of time we know all your secrets. Even where Shreks garbage goes, so i designed this place 1000 years ago, just for you!" Clice face answered. "WTF bro, that's dedication!" I shouted back. "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!" Clice face said. And we fought. (UPDATE COMING SOON)
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