Coconut Fred's Blood Salad Island: Difference between revisions

It was the day before Christmas and I was in Walmart to get gifts for my family. I already knew to get my wife a purse, but I didn't know what my son would like. He is 6 years old and he doesn't use action figures or play games much. I wandered the store, then I came across the video isle. I looked in it and found some kids' shows with all episodes. I didn't know what to get, so I decided to close my eyes and randomly pick one at random. When I was about to pick something up from the shelves, a DVD case dropped ininto my hand. I opened my eyes to look at it and "Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island" was crudely written on tape on the front in black marker. There was nothing else on the front, so I turned it around. On the back, it said "Join Coconut Fred as he has fun" and also, "$5.00", but written in red marker. I decided that this can't be that bad, so I walked to the cashier to purchase these gifts.

 Once the episode started up, I saw a demonic Coconut Fred. He was drinking a red drink and there were trees with several hanging bodies in the background. The sky was a demonic shade of red. I squinted my eyes because one of the bodies looked familiar. I cried as I realized it was my wife. A demonic voice said, "You like what you see?"

"Just know... Either I get you, or the Emperor will... Either way, your fate is in our hands...", Coconut Fred eerielyeerily said as he took a sip of the red drink, finishing it, and demonically laughed.

I got my home phone out to call the police, but I noticed thethat onlyall digitsthe buttons on it were replaced with a button with "6" on it. I couldn't call 911 like this. This was when I truly realized how real Coconut Fred is...