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It was the day before Christmas and I was in Walmart to get gifts for my family. I already knew to get my wife a purse, but I didn't know what my son would like. He is 6 years old and he doesn't use action figures or play games much. I wandered the store, then I came across the video isle. I looked in it and found some kids' shows with all episodes. I didn't know what to get, so I decided to close my eyes and randomly pick one at random. When I was about to pick something up from the shelves, a DVD case dropped
When I got to the cashier, the instant he looked at the Coconut Fred DVD case, he shrieked. The cashier said, "Sir, are you sure you want to purchase this?"
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When I got to the menu screen. I heard a song that sounded like the theme song play. It said "Coconut Fred Fruit Salad Island" a lot. The menu showed which episodes were viewed and only the first episode was viewed. My son must have died when he watched that episode, so I decided to see what he saw.
I opened my eyes and saw that Coconut Fred looked more demonic. "Well, do you?"
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"This is messed up. I am calling the police."
"Just know... Either I get you, or the Emperor will... Either way, your fate is in our hands...", Coconut Fred
I got my home phone out to call the police, but I noticed that all the buttons on it were
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