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It was the day before Christmas and I was in Walmart to get gifts for my family. I already knew to get my wife a purse, but I didn't know what my son would like. He is 6 years old and he doesn't use action figures or play games much. I wandered the store, then I came across the video isle. I looked in it and found some kids' shows with all episodes. I didn't know what to get, so I decided to close my eyes and randomly pick one at random. When I was about to pick something up from the shelves, a DVD case dropped in my hand. I opened my eyes to look at it and "Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island" was written on tape on the front in black marker. There was nothing else on the front, so I turned it around. On the back, it said "Join Coconut Fred as he has fun" and also, "$5.00", but written in red marker. I decided that this can't be that bad, so I walked to the cashier to purchase these gifts.
When I got to the cashier, the instant he looked at the Coconut Fred DVD case, he shrieked. The cashier said, "Sir, are you sure you want to purchase this?"
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When I got to the menu screen. I heard a song that sounded like the theme song play. It said "Coconut Fred Fruit Salad Island" a lot. The menu showed which episodes were viewed and only the first episode was viewed. My son must have died when he watched that episode, so I decided to see what he saw.
Once the episode started up, I saw a demonic Coconut Fred. He was drinking a red drink and there were several hanging bodies. I squinted my eyes because one of the bodies looked familiar. I cried as I realized it was my wife. A demonic voice said, "You like what you see?"
I opened my eyes and saw that Coconut Fred looked more demonic. "Well, do you?"
"No", I yelled. "This whole situation is messed up."
Coconut Fred laughed demonically as he took another sip out of his red drink. He then walked over to a coffin in the distance. I shrieked. My son was in the coffin. Coconut Fred laughed demonically again. He then said, "Why did you buy the disc? The cashier said your son will die if he watched the disc?"
"I thought that was lies! Why did my wife die though?"
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"This is messed up. I am calling the police."
"Just know... Either I get you, or the Emperor will... Either way, your fate is in our hands...", Coconut Fred eeriely said as he took a sip of the red drink, finishing it, and demonically laughed.
I got my home phone out to call the police, but I noticed the only digits on it were 6. I couldn't call 911 like this. This was when I truly realized how real Coconut Fred is...
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