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I asked the clerk where he got it from. Some fuckwit with a huge nose threw it at him. At first, I be like: "Holy shit, Squidward owned it!", so I bought it and ran fast like Sanic back home.
[[File:It's ROTTERN.jpg|thumb|220x220px|The spooky image]]
I popped the cartridge into my really old and shitty DS, and immediately I was petrified. A picture of Gordon Ramsey with no eyes popped up on the screen, and the DS started hurling insults at me through it'sits speakers. I was scared as fuck and I burnt the game and the console and never did anything related to anything again. Then I thought "Well I got ripped the fuck off!"
 
The next day, an episode of Hell's Kitchen came on. I got PTSD and ran off, never to be seen again. I'm actually in my bathroom. I locked myself in. I later died of starvation.