Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

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• Cool Cat Doesn't Save the Kids
• Cool Cat Kills Daddy Derek
• Cool Cat Eats A Dick
• Cool Cat Loves Kiddy Cock
• Cool Cat Gets Herpes
• Cool Cat Has Sex with Satan
• Cool Cat Loves Censorship
• Cool Cat Joins ISIS
• Cool Cat Heils Hitler
• Cool Cat Loves War
• Cool Cat Joins The KKK
• Cool Cat Joins The Nazi Party
• Cool Cat Tries to Fist Cthulhu
• Cool Cat Summons Cthulhu
• Cool Cat Joins Reddit
• Cool Cat Gets Bitchslapped By A Redheaded Hooker Demon
• Cool Cat Joins Tumblr
• Cool Cat Orchestrates The Nuclear Holocaust
• Cool Cat Causes The Singularity
• Cool Cat Assassinates The President
• Cool Cat Starts A Cult
• Cool Cat Feasts On The Flesh Of The Unborn
• Cool Cat Drowns Babies
• Cool Cat Writes A Trollpasta
• Cool Cat Meets Jeff the Killer
• Cool Cat Saves The Cloppers
• Cool Cat Cooks The Jews
• Cool Cat Makes A Porno
• Cool Cat Killed The Cooks
• Cool Cat Cooks Methaphetamine
• Cool Cat Finds Slenderman
• Cool Cat Joins CPWiki
• Cool Cat Plays SONIC.EXE
• Cool Cat Watches The Ring
• Cool Cat Joins FF.net
• Cool Cat Writes A Movie
• Cool Cat Vs. I Hate Everything: Dawn Of The Internet
• Cool Cat Love Babies
• Cool Cat Kills Sonic99rae
• Cool Cat Finds A Fedora
• Cool Cat Dies Of Aids
• Cool Cat Kills 3Lamestudio
• Cool Cat.exe
• Cool Cat Saves The Bullies
• Cool Cat Gets On Mr. Bones Wild Ride
• Cool Cat Goes To Somalia
• Cool Cat Wastes Water
• Cool Cat Writes A Manga
• Cool Cat badz at teh grammers.
• Cool Cat Gets Triple Anal Fisted by Daddy Derek, Butch the Bully, and IHE