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I sigh depressingly as I slump to my attic, crawling to the darkest corner and crying, just like I did back in my childhood whenever my parents yelled at me for no reason. I sat there and laid next to an old box as I begin to think about whether or not life means anything, thoughts about my supposed relevance to anyone’s lives begin to fog my head. I try to distract myself by looking through the old box, looking for a reason to not feel so down.
That’s when I found it. Inside the box, lying on top of all the useless junk, was a slim DVD case with no jacket cover on it. I took it out, puzzled, and open it. Inside was a DVD-R, on the face of it, written in bold red, chisel-tipped Sharpie brand permanent marker was “COUSIN SKEETER EPISODE #53”. When I saw this, I shit bricks.
After going to the hospital to make sure my asshole wouldn’t gap for the rest of my life, I quickly walked up to the attic to get the DVD. It shouldn't be such a surprise to me that bricks going through your rectum would hurt like hell in retrospect, but it was still pretty damn surprising. Anyways, I took the disc and stared at it, trying to figure out exactly why it was there in my attic. Surely, my parents had nothing to do with the production of the show, and I dont know anybody else who would. Unless…
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That’s when I remember the horrid day. My mom’s sister, who is my aunt, who is also my dad’s sister-in-law, used to work for NIckelodeon back when the show was still in production and aired. I won’t say her name for reasons, but she came in back when they began working on the fourth season of the show, which would later never happen. She, along with her co-workers, began working on episode 53 when a bunch of evil crack head communists (I think, I don’t remember) broke into the building and brutally killed everyone in site, no mercy to be found in their eyes. I remember the day my mom told me, It was so upsetting, I must of forced myself to forget about the whole incident.
But who gives a shit? I have an unreleased episode of Cousin Skeeter in my hands! I ran to my living room and punched the disc inside my Xbox One, excitingly waiting for the episode to begin.
The breath taking theme song began, showing the famous Skeeter himself pimpin hoes in the club while Bobby dances along to the theme tune. Man, I forgot how badass Skeeter looked in that shiny silver tuxedo. What a pussy magnet, that guy is. Watching the intro alone made me feel happy, which in turn made me even more excited to get to the actual episode.
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“I was naive, but what I never realized was that the world simply didn’t revolved around me. I never even thought about how much my actions could affect the way I lived.”
He paused, and there was a long, uncomfortable silence in the room.
“But now, I realized that I have to grow up, and that I have to take responsibility for my actions, especially now that I’m going to have a child of my own.”
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That was two months ago. My laptop is still fucked up, and I havn’t found a new TV screen to replace the one I broke. I am at my local library, using the computers to write this document that you are reading. The disc is broken, so more likely than not you’ll never be able to see the episode yourself, but if you ever do find it, don’t watch it, it’s complete ass.
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