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==Slavery of ''P. insanis''
At the time of Crazy Fish's birth, there was a highly structured slave environment of ''P. insanis''. When born, ''P. insanis'' are known to have been adults. The method by which they are born is still unknown and is a mystery to science, given the male newborns were noticeably larger than their female parent.<br />When born, they were taken to a schooling facility to inform of their eternal slave destiny - they were immortal after all.
==Early Life==
Crazy Fish was born into a world of mass slavery of ''P. insanis'' by God. His parents are unknown, but are logically assumed to be a male and female ''P. insanis''. When he was attempted to be educated of his destiny, however, is when the first signs of him being different came about.
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==Revolt==
He subsequently desided to liberate his species from their predicament. He set out on an epic quest, spanning dimensions. He took on armies of angels, gigantic over-sized boss angels, he gained new skills throughout his journey, became far stronger as a result. Against all the odds, he was triumphant.
And then he came face to face with god and jesus. What he did to them next was truly deserving of their horrific crimes. One report concluded he tied them together with their intestines and threw them into an ocean of concentrated sulphuric acid. Another more credible report concluded that he cemented their heads up each others arse holes with eternal cement, and then threw them into an ocean of sulphuric acid.
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==Effect on History
Due to the slight problem of God being at the bottom of an ocean of sulphuric acid, christianity has not had a diety since that date. This means every shred of christianity in human history is a myth.<br />This is also the answer to a recurring question among athiests and the guillable alike: Where was god during the holocaust? He was at the bottom of an ocean of sulphuric acid with Jesus' head cemented up his butthole, that's where he was.
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==Current Life==
Very little is known of what he does in modern times. However, based on past events, it is quite probable he plays an omnipotent role. It is highly probable that when something miraculous happens, it is Crazy Fish having pity on you. Having one of those days where nothing goes right? That is Crazy Fish trolling you.
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