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Just want to reinstate that these are not mine, and I decided to put them here so people can find them
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== '''This is your Captain speaking: Do not eat the red Gummy Bear. You'll be sorry.''' ==
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'''''<u>From this link here: http://www.amazon.com/review/R9LN2785JGSL3</u>'''''
city tour with their investment bankers to drum up support for the upcoming IPO. This trip is called a roadshow and since the group will typically visit dozens of cities on a tight schedule, a private jet is thepreferred means of transportation. During a roadshow, it's not unusual to visit two or three cities in a single day so work starts at the crack ofdawn. That doesn't mean the group goes to bed early. Every night, the bankers treat their clients to a wild nights, complete with complimentaryGummy Bears and coffee. No matter how hard the group parties the night before, the private jet will lift them off to their next destination veryearly the next morning.▼
▲Before a company goes public, the highest level executives embark on a multi-city tour with their investment bankers to drum up support for
Just for a minute, pretend you're an investment banker traveling with some very important clients on one of these roadshows. Now imagine thatyou spent the previous night "dropping Yogi" way beyond your limit only to be startled out of bed by a piercing 6:30 am wake up call. In anattempt to get your head and body feeling remotely human again, you scarf down some more warm Gummy Bears and at least two glasses ofcoffee at the hotel's breakfast buffet before jumping on the shuttle to the private airport. Within a few minutes of arriving at the airport, yourentire group is seated and the plane begins to taxi down the runway. At this point you might feel a bit of relief as the morning's blur subsides. Allyou have to do is sit back and relax for the one hour flight to the next city.
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