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As we s̶t̶a̶r̶ trekked throughout the woods, Zim heard demonic sounds that were way creepier than the creepiness of what else had happened multiplied by 6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666999. Plus infinity. Multiplied by pi. Zim was so scared that he hid behind me, crouching so much to seem as small and withheld as possible with an expression that was of so much misery, pain, and fear that it would strike centillions multiplied by infinity plus 13 billion of sympathy into even the most hard-hearted of souls. I said, “OH F*CKING COME ON, ZIM! IT’S A F*CKING NOT-SUSPICIOUS AT ALL NOT-SCARY IN THE SLIGHTEST EERIE VOICE!” And I shoved him into the forest, which scared him so much, he screamed. The scream attracted GHOSTS. A lot of GHOSTS!! A lot of them had eyes that were JUSTIN BIEBER’S HEAD! The other a lot of ghosts had DOGE’S HEAD for eyes. One of the ghosts, named Doom Bukimina Scarry Evil Edgy Gast Demnon, with Justin Bieber eyes, said “YOU CAME BY US… NOW WE SHALL BRING YOU BACK TO DIB’S!!! BUT WE SHALL MAKE YOUR TORTURE WORSE SO THIS MOMENT IS NOT POINTLESS!” as Keef and Daina made out in the background. Then we were sent to the same wormhole.
“Everything is said and done, everyone has had their fun, time to make my exit from this FaiRYTaLe”, I sang (Dib maed mee get thut sogn stukc in mai hed). I had no clue why, considering that the worst moment in my life happened. I DIED, in lava crossed with blood. Zim survived, just barely. He was on a tiny dry spot in the room, there were many dry spots. But they were very far from each other, and in Braille, all the spots spell NO ESCAPE, ZIM. HE SHALL HAVE YOU, B*TCH. Dib appeared from one of the spots. Dark Woods Circus was playing (a cover by Dib), and Dib sounded like a UTAU made from sound clips from Invader Zim. Dib smiled, a smile that even Satan would be dear terrified of. “W.. Wh-wh-wh-wh-w--wh.. Why a-a-ar-are you doing th-th-t-this to m-me, Dib-w-worm..?” Dib was shocked. “YOU CALL ME DIB-WORM? THAT’S F*CKING RIDICULOUS! IT MUST BE DIB-SAN, DIB-KUN, DIB-CHAN, DIB-SAMA… OR… BEST OF ALL… D¡bDesÜ!” After saying that, Dib did something so bad that I can’t even say it. It was WAY creepier than what had happened before. I’d describe it in the literal 666 centillion numbers multiplied to the creepiness of what happened before, but I’m too scared to do so. Dib made a face of unpleasancy. It had the creepiness of what Dib did to Zim, plus the creepiness of what I think of when I think of Dib’s face, which is represented by this picture, but does not even come close to an infinity-eth of the creepiness of his face without the creepiness of this representation, and even then, this representation is RIDICULOUSLY TRAUMATIZING. Here is the representation:
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zim sturted kriyng tears of haipurr-relisitcnezz (sarry if mai grama is bad thes freaky moments maed mai brain almost fulli day out). dibb laffed: “Why are you so (clears throght) ZIMID!!) “B.. Becauz… you maek mi wunna kil myzelf.” “I can help you with that.” dib sad. suddenli dibb held up 666 tons (literally) of choclate. Suididely, Zim eats the whole 666 tons in 5 seconds. Dib then brought a bucket of the most polluted and hot of water and poured it on zim and he died, smiling the most glee anyone had seen since the beginning of the universe. Dib took the corpse to a universeti where they studied his bodi teh dna recognizer saw him as irken but they thought he hacked there dna recognizer and taht Did kelled an innocent child for no good reson so he wus arrsted and when he died in jall there were bloody hadnprints and text that saed ZIM, MY B*ST*RD… and OH, TO BE ALL MAFFELD AHP AND TIED TO MY BED WITH YOUR EYE STABBED A MILLION F*CKING TIMES and I EM GAAD and ther wuz an blood illustartion of a decayd Zim gaged up and complity ded, with decay everywhere and bloddy scares everywhere that locked like the Japanses wurd “Desu” writin in catkana. The blodd was hopper-realestate. Wen they went to bury hiz body dey saw des and herd a Calne Ca voice reciting Dib’s lest wurdz, wich were: “Zim is SATAN, SATAN is Bloody Gir, Bloody Gir is Hyper Relliztic, Hyper Rellitzis Wus D¡bDesÜ, D¡bDesÜ was FONE! AND DEN UH SKARLETIN PAPPED OUT! and then this actually happenad in the Invaderp Zem oniiverse, but instead of propher memebrain it was YOUR DAD and instead of me it was YOUR GERLFRIND and instead of zim it was YOUUUU!!! (yes he killed litteray EVERONE woh redds this crappypasta, so dont reed it) so now ur next nd ded.<br>
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