Dan Versus Vinyl Scratch: Difference between revisions

Chris and Elise were busy cleaning the house. "There. Clean as a whistle". Chris said. "You could say that again". Elise said. Chris began repeating what he said. Elise facepalmed. The escape pod crashed onto Chris' and Elise's house, killing the couple instantly. Dan emerged from the escape pod, speaking jiberish. He looked and saw Chris and Elise's lifeless corpses, as Squidward began tentacle raping Chris, and Sonic.exe began sucking Elise's soul out of her nose hole. "No. No! NO"! Dan screamed as he slowly walked towards their bodies. Vinyl bashed Dan's head with a 2x4, knocking Dan to the floor. Vinyl continued beating Dan with a sadistic grin on her face. She dropped the 2x4 and begn strangling Dan. Dan's face turned blue. His eyes closed. Vinyl dragged his body to the burning building of Chris and Elise. She dropped the body by the fire. She had to answer a phone call. It was Octavia. "Ugh. What is it Tavi"? Vinyl asked. "I was wondering when you'll be ba- hey, Hey, HEY! No...No... Bad pony, Go Stand In The Corner"! Octavia yelled. Vinyl was confused. "Uh, Tavi... Who were you talking to"? Vinyl asked. "Oh, nopony Vinyl, I was just talking to the television". Octavia said. "Anyway, I just wanted yo know when you'll be back". "I'll be home soon Tavi, I just need to kill this guy. Okay"? Vinyl said. "Alright then. See you then love". Octavia said hanging the phone up. She looked at the corner at who she was yelling at. It was another mare, collared, leashed, gagged, and blindfolded. She was scared. Octavia walked towards her with a riding crop. "Now, are YOU gonna disobey mommy again"? Octavia said angrly, rubbing the mare with the riding crop. The mare could not say a word. She nodded her head yes. Wait... wasn't this about Dan fighting Vinyl Scratch. Sorry about that, someone just sent me their fan fiction and I crossed it into this. Sorry about that, time to continue. Vinyl put her phone in her mane. All the sudden, an angry Dan sliced Vinyl's hoodhoof clean off with a machete. Vinyl screamed loudly. Dan then began slashing Vinyl to death. "This. Is. For. Mr. MUMBLES"! Dan screamed, each slash he had to take a breath. He dropped the machete, and fell to his knees. Be breathed heavily.