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Alright, so yesterday I was extremely board and I needed something to do. I decided to look through some of the Dark Souls 2 game files. I didn't really find anything interesting at first which was odd, because Dark Souls 2 is an interesting game. I kept looking through until I saw an unused sound file called "letsfuck.exe". It was a sound file. I opened and something truly scary happened. The only thing I heard was two game developers going at it. Disgusting.
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I looked away when all of a sudden I heard the sound of a torch lighting. My character lit a torch inside the erectile demon. The skin started to burn off of it and was nothing but a pile of burning flesh. My character came crawling out of it, saving himself. Covered in semen my character was ready to continue. After the fog gate there was no bonfire so I couldn't save, but there was a new area along with a new enemy. It seemed to be a follower of the Donger Monkey. It was just a small fleshy creature sitting in a corner fapping. I decided to kill it anyway. So I backstabbed it and "Oh my god it's so big". I forgot I still had the sound file on. Anyway, what was next was a long dark cave, I'm guessing this would be the passage.
The floor made my character wet and he started to sink into the ground. I kept rolling and rolling until he finally made it out of the wetness. he was covered in cum which made him slow down. All of a sudden I saw a light on the other end of the tunnel. I quickly ran to it when something jumped on top of my character and started to rape him. It looked like single sperm. After awhile of trying to get it off him the sperm finally died and my character continued through the cave. He made it to the end. I had a feeling this was it.
All of a sudden the walls of the cave started to turn all flesh like which was really disgusting but my character continued onward. He was so close. He was right there at the exit he tried to step out when all of a sudden a gigantic cock pushes him all the way back through the cave back to the boss room. I could now confirm that this "Donger Passage" was a vagina. What did this mean? Why would they create a vaginal passage? Why'd they put that sound file in?
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A bunch of acid jizz rained down everywhere. I raised my shield but it melted from the jizz. It was no use. I tried hitting the thing but it only did 69 damage with each hit. All of a sudden a timer popped up out of no where. I had 666 seconds to kill this thing. After awhile I just said fuck it and turned on some cheats. When I hit the boss I killed it in one hit. The boss didn't really have a death sound it kind of just shot out semen as it died.
Actually now looking at it, the penis kind of looked like Patrick's head. The boss did drop an item though it was a note. "Congratuions, u've made it past the Donger DLC!!!1111". This pissed me off now knowing that this had been a future DLC. About sex. This explains the sexual related things in this map. Anyway that was my story going through the future Donger Passage DLC. I'd give it a 2/10. It's more directed to the homosexual gamers.
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