DarkSouls2.exe The Hidden Files: Difference between revisions

Alright, so yesterday I was extremely board and I needed something to do. I decided to look through some of the Dark Souls 2 game files. I didn't really find anything interesting at first which was odd, because Dark Souls 2 is an interesting game. I kept looking through until I saw an unused sound file called "letsfuck.exe". It was a sound file. I opened and something truly scary happened. The only thing I heard was two game developers going at it. Disgusting.

 

The floor made my character wet and he started to sink into the ground. I kept rolling and rolling until he finally made it out of the wetness. he was covered in cum which made him slow down. All of a sudden I saw a light on the other end of the tunnel. I quickly ran to it when something jumped on top of my character and started to rape him. It looked like single sperm. After awhile of trying to get it off him the sperm finally died and my character continued through the cave. He made it to the end. I had a feeling this was it.

 

 

Maybe the answer lies at the other end of the passage after an hour of trying to get back out I made it to the end of it again. Except a fogwall was there now and a wall of text came up that said "Illuminati DLC $6.66" and it took the money off my credit card. Then after the purchase was completed another wall of text came up that said "you shouldn't have done that". No shit I shouldn't of done that, you stupid bitch.

 

Actually now looking at it, the penis kind of looked like Patrick's head. The boss did drop an item though it was a note. "Congratuions, u've made it past the Donger DLC!!!1111". This pissed me off now knowing that this had been a future DLC. About sex. This explains the sexual related things in this map. Anyway that was my story going through the future Donger Passage DLC. I'd give it a 2/10. It's more directed to the homosexual gamers.

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