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Line 5: It was a lost episode of Sesame Street... Elmo was standing outside of Bert and Ernie's house, holding on to a bowl of oatmeal, crying, saying "His last meal". Big Bird came up, completely featherless, telling Elmo "I gave him all the feathers he could ever want. He loved pigeons, but that'll do for him." I didn't know what that ~~mean~~meant... so I fast forwarded it to Bert's house and Ernie was looking bone thin and rubber ducky sat next to him. Ernie looked very depressed. "We need to go visit him, Rubber Ducky." Line 13: "Bert, I uh, wanted to come and visit." Ernie pulled the blankets back. Bert was looking ~~Huper~~hyper realistically dead. Ernie began to cry. It zoomed in on Rubber ducky where a tear fell from his eye as well. Then it cut to gray, with a long, loud beep. I thought it was over, but then the ~~creen~~screen flickered and showed an image of Bert, but he was sitting up, looking straight at me. [[Category:Lost episudes]] [[Category:Blatant Ripoffs]]

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