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'''WARNING: This is a'''
'''legitimately true story and CIA case and not fabricated by some 15 year old'''
'''with too much free time on their hands. Trust me!!!!!!!!'''
 
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pokemon fan ever since I was born, much like most aspies on the planet. I prefer the x and y generation, but I don’t mind red and blue. However, after
the horribly traumatic incident I went through, I don’t think I can play any
pokemon game ever again, or any game for that matter.
 
You know what pokemon is
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text on my gameboy saying that their is a new pokemon game available on Ebay. I
took the mouse and dragged it to the link from the email and clicked it to get
to the website.
 
After waiting for it to
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that don't factor real life in the slightest. We are all playthings of the
pokemon world that we control ourselves and I shall not take part of it because
I am a big pokemon fan.
 
Then when I turned
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I then suicided and
died, leaving no evidence for anybody to find.
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