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Joe had wahed up like a treaure box in Legend fo Goku. He was all passed out and snopp dog because he had taken a beating not too long ago when he was at the water. Even though he couldn’t swim so this made no sense. Anyways Sora saw his body and had a female boner and then decided that maybe she should hep him get all this stuff doe and save his life. So she put him on a leave and set up a fire and then she sat there lovey dovery as she was starring at hm. Suddenly Joe had dream when he was ten year old and talking to his brother Jim. They were talking about hoe Jim by mistake got a girl knocked up once but then she had a miscarriage and Jim felt like dogshit. Joe said he was glad because he didn’t want to be a ten year old uncle. Sudden Joe woke up and got a phone call. He thought it was from Obama or maybe Batman or Papa Murphys but it was just Jim. He was talking about how his girl friend broke up with him and Joe wanted to murder that so of a bitch. Joe then saw Sora after he hung up and got a half male half female boner. Get it cuss he is a he she. Sudden Sora was all like you momam lets get on with the dogshit budiness. Joe agreed and tehy walked and found Daemon who is teh main villain. Anyways Daemon told them that he was Devimon’s father and that they hated Devimon and stuff like that. The grou felt bad for him and kissed him in sympathy. After that they kept walking and found a church taht had ghosts and sppokys like scooby dooby due. They had to find teh culptri so they called the mystery fan who was like oh my jessus I never seen anything like it and they spent half a hour looking but it was the ghost that they had saw at the start and the real cultpir was James Bond. They found out he was on a mission to infiltrate the mansion so they let him go and as they passed teh test the myster fan left and sudden the group had found tehir way all together and tehy weere happy eveb the shirt ass mo fo bt they needed to fight Devimon now holy fukcing dogshit. 409
Chapter 16
The group had climbed up teh mountain and once up teh mountain Devmon came down with a pink tiara and then started shooting some missles at the group. It hurt them all and then tehy started crying like pussies. But then Short guys partener PArtner Patamaon digivolved to Angemon and killed themself to defeat the and Devimon. Short guy cried. “Holy shit I feel terribel for short ass motherfucker and his dosghiwt partner.”
“OHH MY FUCKING GOD I FUKCING HATE YOU ALL!!1111!!!!1!11!!!1!1 MY NAME IS FUXKING T.K. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!11111!!!!11!11!1 TAT IT I AM LEAVONG YOU ALL!!111!1!1” T.K. said his only line in teh entire arc and then left the group but don’t worry he will be back to the group at Etemon arc end.
“Oh yeah that was T.K. my retareded half brother who is going to become the main character in the later arcs despite doing jack shit in this one.” Matt said and everybody looked at him for teh retarded insult.
“My dad wants a daughter and I hate it. I’m too old to have a younger sister.” Tai complained and Joe slapped his face like the bitch he was.
“My brother Jim is twenty years older than me you asshoe! Now you shut the fuck up and deal with it bitch.” Joe said and Tai started cying like a whiny bitch.
Sudden old man sary showed up. “There is job you need to do. You are the last action heroes. Now let me explan. My name is Gennai.’ Old man said and he had a larger line than T.K. did
Meanwhile wit Ken whom your probably forgot about. He and his partner were at a pramid. “I want to do more stuff than just sit here.”
“Yeah and go to those dipshits ahwo are so fuckingannnoyingand do not knowing anything and then get girls knocked up.” Wormmon said because tehy read the scrpiet so they knew what would happen.
Suddenly Voldemort showed up. “Ken u must use condom.” He gave Kena codndom.
“Why?” Ken demanead angirly.
“because thou will girl preganet fi you don;t and you will abandon your son. Like a dead beat dad and then you will turn evil and T.K. will hae to a return of jedi style battle with you to turn you good again and ten you will have to raise your son im amends.” Voldemort sai and en looked at him cofused.
“That seems really exact. Are you sure that’s not supposed to be what happens.” Ken said and then Voldemort left while saying thou must. Sudeen the head on girl shwed up.
“Condom apply directly dto your dicl. Aplly directy to yoru dick. Condom apply to dired yoru dick. Condom pply diretly to yoru god damn fucking dick.” Head bond girl said and left. Ken felt like he wanted to kill himslef now. 492
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