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At the same exact fucking time there was other dogshit going on with Izzy and Mimi. Izzy was walking all along like pussy wussy tootie. Then he saw a pyramid looking thing. Getting a boner because it was ancient shit and Izzy loved ancient shit he went inide the place to see what could possibly be in there. Mimi a few minutes later happened to alk by the same place. COnicneice? I think no to. Anyways Mimi was like oh my pussy dogshit if we go in there we will have to fucking deal with that poser bitch Izzy. Even though she didn’t want to deal with the poser bitch Izzy she realized tat it was probably for the better of all humanity that she wet into there. ISnce she only got like C- in her fclass of histroy last year and her dad only gave her two thousand dollars and not five thousand dollars as a reawrd. Taht iseed her teh fuck off. Anyways wshe went into there and saw Izzy masterbating to the hylocgrphics on the coputer and hall. He looked at Mimi as if worried that she saw what he was doing. Mimi told him it was alright because everybody has a kink. So Izzy told Mimi to go look shit yop for him and so she did. By doing so wshe went deeper into the pyramid and found teh endig room. Inside teh ending room was a alter. She went there but was attacked by a buch of mad wolve that wanted to murder her. Izzy came in all scared because he needed t use the bathroom and once in teh room he vomited everythwere profusely and then both tehir partners digolve to their things and kileld teh woves. Afterwards Izzy and Mimi decided they where mutal friends and agreed not to get together. Since Mimi was in love with Batman and Izzy was in love with Super man. Now we will go to Joe and Sora. 331
 
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Joe had wahed up like a treaure box in Legend fo Goku. He was all passed out and snopp dog because he had taken a beating not too long ago when he was at the water. Even though he couldn’t swim so this made no sense. Anyways Sora saw his body and had a female boner and then decided that maybe she should hep him get all this stuff doe and save his life. So she put him on a leave and set up a fire and then she sat there lovey dovery as she was starring at hm. Suddenly Joe had dream when he was ten year old and talking to his brother Jim. They were talking about hoe Jim by mistake got a girl knocked up once but then she had a miscarriage and Jim felt like dogshit. Joe said he was glad because he didn’t want to be a ten year old uncle. Sudden Joe woke up and got a phone call. He thought it was from Obama or maybe Batman or Papa Murphys but it was just Jim. He was talking about how his girl friend broke up with him and Joe wanted to murder that so of a bitch. Joe then saw Sora after he hung up and got a half male half female boner. Get it cuss he is a he she. Sudden Sora was all like you momam lets get on with the dogshit budiness. Joe agreed and tehy walked and found Daemon who is teh main villain. Anyways Daemon told them that he was Devimon’s father and that they hated Devimon and stuff like that. The grou felt bad for him and kissed him in sympathy. After that they kept walking and found a church taht had ghosts and sppokys like scooby dooby due. They had to find teh culptri so they called the mystery fan who was like oh my jessus I never seen anything like it and they spent half a hour looking but it was the ghost that they had saw at the start and the real cultpir was James Bond. They found out he was on a mission to infiltrate the mansion so they let him go and as they passed teh test the myster fan left and sudden the group had found tehir way all together and tehy weere happy eveb the shirt ass mo fo bt they needed to fight Devimon now holy fukcing dogshit. 409
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