Dimyan Throws A Man Down A Well And Becomes A Wizard: Difference between revisions

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(Created page with "I am Dimyan, a rogue from the province of Arteaga. I have a deck of cards and a pair of gloves. I went down the city road, searching for someone to steal from. I imagined tha...")
 
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I then ate grasshoar.
 
I then casted lightning at the boat and it exploded. The entire boat sunk. I drowned and I drowned. I drowned. I swam until I got exhausted and I starved. I hunted until I died.
I then died.
 
I then swam to a nearby shore and sat down. I then ate some grasshoar.
 
I then inspected grasshoar. I found it delicious. I ate it whole. I felt great pleasure from eating it.
 
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