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Hello Reader...Like most in the United States and beyond I love...The Simpsons...Or Should I say...'''lovED''' the Simpsons...And before you ask...No I didn't stop watching cause they got "Bad" they never got bad and if you say anything else you're NOT A TRUE FAN! and you're a FAKER! S-Sorry...*Ahem* I get a bit...Mad sometimes :-/ Anyways...I stopped watching because of Bart...And...More specifically...Because of a LOST EPISODE or sorts...And no...There's no blood involved at all and this 100% REALLY HAPPENED! (plz believe me) I am typing this from a mental hospital after this happened all the way back in the mother fucking 90s! Anyways...My story started when my dad was forcing me to work a summer job at a Mexican owned and ran thrift shop after I attacked my Ex-Best friend after he said that Leonardo wasn't the leader of the Ninja turtles
[[File:What I heard that day in '92...|thumb|335x335px]]
<nowiki> </nowiki>.."How was that...Herman (MY NAME WTF)?" I SCREAMED AND TOOK MY BART COFFEE CUP AND WHIFFED IT INTO THE TV SHATTERING IT INSTANTLY (Cause my eject button is iffy at best) I SCREAMED AND CRIED TILL I FELL ASLEEP...The next day I went to my job and told the store owner about it...He told me the man said his name was El Barto and his family died in a car crash as they were listening to this song but on cassette tape and he wanted to pass on the curse! I yelled "WHY DID YOU TAKE THE ITEM! OLD MAN! WHY!?" as he chuckled "Cause I knew you'd bye it boy..." he said in a...Homerish Voice...As he started balding rapidly and turning yellow...Like the face from the song...I yelled but he screamed "WHY YOU LITTLE--" and choked me out...I woke up yesterday...In 2018...I...I passed out for 26 years...I'll keep you posted i-- *Bart comes up behind me and stabs me in back*
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