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Hello Reader...Like most in the United States and beyond I love...The Simpsons...Or Should I say...'''lovED''' the Simpsons...And before you ask...No I didn't stop watching cause they got "Bad" they never got bad and if you say anything else you're NOT A TRUE FAN! and you're a FAKER! S-Sorry...*Ahem* I get a bit...Mad sometimes :-/ Anyways...I stopped watching because of Bart...And...More specifically...Because of a LOST EPISODE or sorts...And no...There's no blood involved at all and this 100% REALLY HAPPENED! (plz believe me) I am typing this from a mental hospital after this happened all the way back in the mother fucking 90s! Anyways...My story started when my dad was forcing me to work a summer job at a Mexican owned and ran thrift shop after I attacked my Ex-Best friend after he said that Leonardo wasn't the leader of the Ninja turtles WITCH I still have trouble understanding how it was my fault at all...But anyways...I was working at this thrift store...And A man with spikey died yellow hair walked into the store...I saw him walk over to the counter and say something in Spanish to the man behind the counter who Giggled and gave him money for an item...The Simpsons Sing the Blues, Which featured the song "Do the Bart man!" (Not to be confused with the superhero of the same name.) Anyways it was 1992 But I never got the Cd...I'd begged my dad but he never got it for me! (Unfair I know) Anyways it looked in very good condition...Except for a hastily drawn a pubescent mustache and the fact only Bart[[File:El_barto.png|thumb|Picture of the Cover of the VSH tape]] was on the cover...Plus it was on VHS for some strange reason...Well anyways...I Asked the man behind the counter if instead of being paid this week I could just have The Strange VHS (He said No because he was paying me about .50c an hour which was and is illegal and I think he went to jail but he said he'd just stop paying me for the next year which sounded like a great deal cause I knew VHS tapes would still be valuable in 20 years) So I took it home with me...Hiding it in my "Eat my shorts, Man." Hoodie. I snuck it into my room with me as My mom and dad were out getting haircuts or something Idfk well I put the VHS into my VHS player and the Simpsons intro started playing except Springfield was empty up until the Bart in school scene and He was writing on the chalkboard "I WILL do the <span style="background-color:rgb(246,213,217);">Bart
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<nowiki> </nowiki>.."How was that...Herman (MY NAME WTF)?" I SCREAMED AND TOOK MY BART COFFEE CUP AND WHIFFED IT INTO THE TV SHATTERING IT INSTANTLY (Cause my eject button is iffy at best) I SCREAMED AND CRIED TILL I FELL ASLEEP...The next day I went to my job and told the store owner about it...He told me the man said his name was El Barto and his family died in a car crash as they were listening to this song but on cassette tape and he wanted to pass on the curse! I yelled "WHY DID YOU TAKE THE ITEM! OLD MAN! WHY!?" as he chuckled "Cause I knew you'd bye it boy..." he said in a...Homerish Voice...As he started balding rapidly and turning yellow...Like the face from the song...I yelled but he screamed "WHY YOU LITTLE--" and choked me out...I woke up yesterday...In 2018...I...I passed out for 26 years...I'll keep you posted i-- *Bart comes up behind me and stabs me in back*
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