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(Created page with "Stale piss|right|350px "Put it down. Not for sale." the yard sale owner told me. "Then why do you have it out?" I asked, holding a gray-colored cartridge of Sonic 1 for the Genesis that smelled like stale piss from the 90s. "It's a long story." the man said before yanking the cartridge out of my manly hands. "What, did you use it as a urinal?" "You aren't ready for the truth. No more questions. You will not buy." "Excuse me, but do you kno...") |
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