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==September 34th 20020==
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September 34th 20020
It's been 3 years.. I haven't seen Dig Dug in 3 years...Until...NOW. I was in Willmart getting slim jims and picifiers for the night with the THE BOYS™ becuz we are kowell like that.. And I saw it..I saw DIG DUG.
 
A 60 year old man had Dig Dug and I knocked it out of his hands... He had aids and died, suffering a bad 9 seconds later... The polic man came and say im such a bad..And took me to jail... And then... I saw him...I saw randomman..But then..He disappeared..I thought it was a hallucinatom.. and i went back to slep..
 
==September 35th 20020==
I woke up in my jeil cell, scared of randomman...he was so so so scary...Because 3 years earlier after I shat hyperrelatic shit from my hyperrelatic asssheks... Don't record dig dug at 3 am....I learnded my leson..I see randomman again...And then i see it..I see dig dug...On the floor, with a consel next to it...I had no choice. I had to PLAY DIGDUG! I set it up and it quickly chaged to 3 am...so scary...I started my kindel fir and started recording.. One person joined my life again..Randomman..
 
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I shat hyprerelistac shit again.... I haven't done that in a while... And then he fougt me... I died but revived becuz its dig dug.... and then.....
 
==Sptember 36th 20020==
I woke up...it was all a nightmare.. but then...I checked my pants..MY HYPERRELISTIC SHIT WAS STILL THERE!!?!?!?! i was shoken.. and then polic officer checks in on me...
polic officr: "did you suffer a bad?" I tell him yes...He lafed at me... i cried hypre relatac ters.. he left.. i left, but then i saw DIG DUG!!!!!!! i scremd again but no one came...
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randomman: You unsuffered your bad... im so proud of you....
I cried too...and then randomman pissedappeared...
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