Donkey Kong Country: Game Over: Difference between revisions

== Chapter 4: The Nightmare Continues ==

After some more platforming I jumped on a Kremling like always but instead of cartoonishly falling offscreen it let out a blood curdling scream and fell over with it’s skull cracked and brains and hyper realistic blood spilling out. As I walked away in-game I could hear Donkey Kong and Dixie letting out an evil, Demonic laugh as if they felt pleasure from the brutal death of the poor Kremling after reaching the end of the level, I saw on the simplistic world map that the next level was a large rusty shack with skulls surrounding it. The level itself appeared to be a freaking (my mom doesn’t let me swear) BDSM dungeon and I saw Funky Kong anally raping Diddy in a black latex suit and Candy whipping Bluster Kong on the ass. Donkey Kong and Dixie suddenly stopped in their tracks out my control and both said “What the fuck is wrong with you weirdos.” Then they placed 210 C4s and blew the place up (thank god). Then the next level was an Applebee’s where there was a boss fight with King K. Rool except he was morbidly obese and was on cocaine so Donkey Kong just pulled out an AK-47 again and shot him in the balls. Then he did that victory pose he does in DKC1 and the game ended with a png of buff Donkey Kong in a spado with the text “Thanks for Playing, Retard” in comic sans.

 

== Chapter 5: The Nightmare Ends ==