Donkey Kong Country: Game Over: Difference between revisions
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== Chapter 3: The Horror Begins ==
Anyways, what was this story about again? Oh yeah, Donkey Kong, so I got home and opened the attic stairs, climbed up them carefully (as they had gone through plenty of wear and tear) and reached the attic to find my childhood Super Nintendo but in its place, there was a weird Donkey Kong doll that looked like it was made by a 10 year old but what made it really unsettling was the fact that it appeared to have blood streaming from its loose button eyes. I tried to shrug it off and turned around to see my Super Nintendo sitting on a cardboard box with the words “TAKE IT” written in the same bad handwriting as the cartridge. I was really unnerved now, but when I rubbed my eyes, it changed to say “COME ON”. I hesitantly took the console and quickly climbed back down. I wondered if playing this game was worth it and if I should just return it to the garage dealer but I was too deep in to stop now. So I went to my living room and took the cartridge and placed it into my Super Nintendo then I took the Super Nintendo and plugged it to my TV. The Rare startup screen was from Donkey Kong Country 2 but the logo was blood red and the music was low pitched and slowed down. Weirdly enough though, there was no Nintendo logo, almost like this wasn’t even worked on by them. The title screen was just a black screen with white text saying “dkc4” and after pressing start an opening cutscenes plays that shows Donkey Kong, Dixie, and Diddy relaxing on the shore of DK island when all of a sudden, Diddy gets captured by the Kremlings and the other two wake up and run off to save Diddy. Throughout that cutscene, the characters, objects, and music would randomly disappear and reappear. I was annoyed by that problem but I powered through. The first level was a orange jungle level with level design similar to the first world in Donkey Kong Country 1. That was until I saw Dr
== Chapter 4: The Nightmare Continues ==
After some more platforming I jumped on a Kremling like always but instead of cartoonishly falling offscreen it let out a blood curdling scream and fell over with it’s skull cracked and brains and hyper realistic blood spilling out. As I walked away in-game I could hear Donkey Kong and Dixie letting out an evil, Demonic laugh as if they felt pleasure from the brutal death of the poor Kremling after reaching the end of the level, I saw on the simplistic world map that the next level was a large rusty shack with skulls surrounding it. The level itself appeared to be a freaking (my mom doesn’t let me swear) BDSM dungeon and I saw Funky Kong anally raping Diddy in a black latex suit and Candy whipping Bluster Kong on the ass. Donkey Kong and Dixie suddenly stopped in their tracks out my control and both said “What the fuck is wrong with you weirdos.” Then they placed 210 C4s and blew the place up (thank god). Then the next level was an Applebee’s where there was a boss fight with King K. Rool except he was morbidly obese and was on cocaine so Donkey Kong just pulled out an AK-47 again and shot him in the balls. Then he did that victory pose he does in DKC1 and the game ended with a png of buff Donkey Kong in a spado with the text “Thanks for Playing, Retard” in comic sans.
== Chapter 5: The Nightmare Ends ==
When that hell spawn of a game was over, I immediately tried to rip the cartridge out but it was glued in so I took my Super Nintendo outside and smashed with a sledgehammer as many times as I could until it was the size of sand grains and then I snorted it and set the nearest Zoo with gorillas in it on fire. Anyways, after that game, I will never see Donkey Kong the same way again.
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