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Line 1: [[File:Placeholder\|video\|right\|300px]] [[File:Placeholder\|right\|300px]]It was a calm quiet morning. I was without a care in the world. That's when it happened, nyMy life took a dramatic turn for the worst. ==The call== iI was at home eating and reading a book when my telephone rang. I picked it up. "Hellloooo?" the voice answered Line 33: I woke up in the morning. It was 8:00. We said that we'd meet at 9:00. I should get ready now. I hopped out of bed and took off my cute pink bunny slippers and went to the bathroom to take a shit. I pushed. It didn't come. I sat there pushing my anus out for about 34 minutes when I realized I was supposed to meet up with Amahhgod. "Oh shit!" I struggled. "I ~~totallt~~totally lost track of time" I sat up when I realized I had a piece of poo hanging out of my ass. I used my fingers and pulled it out. I then took my bottle of shampoo and squirted some on my hand. I used the shampoo in my hand and glided my hand through my greacy, oil-filled hair. Line 49: "Yeah, I do belive this is Amahhgod, correct?" "Yes. Come here, have a seat." He directed me towards a chair and gestured for me to take a seat. IHe walked behind me and put his hands on my sholders. "My, what beautiful hair you have. It smells of fresh dandylions."

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