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<poem>
<poem>
'''Hey there, the name’s EXE
'''Hey there, the name's EXE
And I got news flash for ya:
And I got news flash for ya:
YOUR FUTURE IS BLEAK.
YOUR FUTURE IS BLEAK.
You’re a mascot?
You're a mascot?
WELL I AM GOD.
WELL I AM GOD.
You’re old school
You're old school
I’m the new shit in town!
I'm the new shit in town!
I’m so cliché I make clichés itch
I'm so cliché I make clichés itch
What do you got?
What do you got?
Hyper realistic?
Hyper realistic?
Good fucking job, I GOT A BIGGER DICK.
Good fucking job, I GOT A BIGGER DICK.
I got an assload of fans with dicks up their ass!
I got an assload of fans with dicks up their ass!
You’re a try hard
You're a try hard
I didn’t mean to suck
I didn't mean to suck
But now it’s time to kick your ass for fun
But now it's time to kick your ass for fun
Like the Jarl of Whiterun!
Like the Jarl of Whiterun!
I’m King of Fails! Got a fail of the month!
I'm King of Fails! Got a fail of the month!
You’re nothing but a lame cartoon stump!'''
You're nothing but a lame cartoon stump!'''


''Now hold on a minute there, 
''Now hold on a minute there, 
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And their heads POP OFF 
And their heads POP OFF 
And then I pop out on skeletons!
And then I pop out on skeletons!
Old school? I’m still KING OF THE BLOCK! 
Old school? I'm still KING OF THE BLOCK! 
Challenging me? 
Challenging me? 
Noitce yur gramar feling? 
Noitce yur gramar feling? 
You’re an 8-bit game with my foot up your ass! 
You're an 8-bit game with my foot up your ass! 
I’ve got a title that MAKES BABIES LAUGH. 
I've got a title that MAKES BABIES LAUGH. 
This battle is easy! You ain’t got nothin’! 
This battle is easy! You ain't got nothin'! 
See the background? THAT’S MY FACE. 
See the background? THAT'S MY FACE. 
I’ll 2spooky69you to shame! 
I'll 2spooky69you to shame! 
By tha ind uf tha day, YOU’RE THE ONE GOING DOWN. 
By tha ind uf tha day, YOU'RE THE ONE GOING DOWN. 
I’m suckier than you, I’ll always be! 
I'm suckier than you, I'll always be! 
MY RHYME’S ARE HYPER-REALISTIC like THE DICK UP YOUR ASS. 
MY RHYME'S ARE HYPER-REALISTIC like THE DICK UP YOUR ASS. 
You must’ve missed it! 
You must've missed it! 
Jarl of Whiterun? Bitch, I’m IMPERIAL. 
Jarl of Whiterun? Bitch, I'm IMPERIAL. 
I kicked Ulfric’s ass! And next is yours! 
I kicked Ulfric's ass! And next is yours! 
Prepare thy buttocks! FOR BEEF STEW.''
Prepare thy buttocks! FOR BEEF STEW.''


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Let me shove some grammar UP YOUR ASS
Let me shove some grammar UP YOUR ASS
AND MAKE IT COME OUT YOUR DICK.
AND MAKE IT COME OUT YOUR DICK.
This battle’s already over! I’VE ALREADY WON.
This battle's already over! I'VE ALREADY WON.
You’re too fuckin’ slow! YOU OUGHTA BE DONE.
You're too fuckin' slow! YOU OUGHTA BE DONE.
People don’t see you as a threat.
People don't see you as a threat.
Whenever they see you, A PUPPY DIES,
Whenever they see you, A PUPPY DIES,
AND THEN I MAKE PUPPY STEW.
AND THEN I MAKE PUPPY STEW.
I’m gonna kick your ass,
I'm gonna kick your ass,
And poke you with a stick!
And poke you with a stick!
Like little kids at the beach
Like little kids at the beach
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Let me drop you dead slow AND GET A SECOND OPINION.'''
Let me drop you dead slow AND GET A SECOND OPINION.'''


''Bitch, I can’t die! It’s an accepted rule of the Universe!
''Bitch, I can't die! It's an accepted rule of the Universe!
My humor’s astounding, my rhyme’s are great.
My humor's astounding, my rhyme's are great.
Your little black eyes? So second RATE!
Your little black eyes? So second RATE!
I’m still KING HERE, YOU’LL never take over
I'm still KING HERE, YOU'LL never take over
You’ve got an army of fanboys?
You've got an army of fanboys?
LIKE THAT HELPS YOUR CAUSE.
LIKE THAT HELPS YOUR CAUSE.
I look at Shrek, AND THEN HE BENDS OVER.
I look at Shrek, AND THEN HE BENDS OVER.
When Life gives me lemons,
When Life gives me lemons,
I MAKE INTERN SOUP.
I MAKE INTERN SOUP.
At the end of the day, you’re nothing to me!
At the end of the day, you're nothing to me!
So get out the hell out of my wiki
So get out the hell out of my wiki
And go on Home before I MAKE YU PHONE.''
And go on Home before I MAKE YU PHONE.''
</poem>
</poem>
WHO WON? WHO’S NEXT?
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?


YOU DECIDE!
YOU DECIDE!

⚫
Who's next? Place your ideas in the comments section!


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<poll>
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</poll>
</poll>


{{by|Princess Callie}}
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Who's next? Place your ideas in the comments section!
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Latest revision as of 15:55, 3 February 2024

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISSSTOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Trollpasta Edition.

SONIC.EXE

VERSUS

EVIIIILLLLLLL PAAAATTRRIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

BEGIN!

Hey there, the name's EXE
 And I got news flash for ya:
YOUR FUTURE IS BLEAK.
You're a mascot?
WELL I AM GOD.
You're old school
I'm the new shit in town!
I'm so cliché I make clichés itch
What do you got?
Hyper realistic?
Good fucking job, I GOT A BIGGER DICK.
I got an assload of fans with dicks up their ass!
You're a try hard
I didn't mean to suck
But now it's time to kick your ass for fun
Like the Jarl of Whiterun!
I'm King of Fails! Got a fail of the month!
You're nothing but a lame cartoon stump!
Now hold on a minute there, 
 Getting cocky are we? 
Bitch, people see me 
And their heads POP OFF 
And then I pop out on skeletons!
Old school? I'm still KING OF THE BLOCK! 
Challenging me? 
Noitce yur gramar feling? 
You're an 8-bit game with my foot up your ass! 
I've got a title that MAKES BABIES LAUGH. 
This battle is easy! You ain't got nothin'! 
See the background? THAT'S MY FACE. 
I'll 2spooky69you to shame! 
By tha ind uf tha day, YOU'RE THE ONE GOING DOWN. 
I'm suckier than you, I'll always be! 
MY RHYME'S ARE HYPER-REALISTIC like THE DICK UP YOUR ASS. 
You must've missed it! 
Jarl of Whiterun? Bitch, I'm IMPERIAL. 
I kicked Ulfric's ass! And next is yours! 
Prepare thy buttocks! FOR BEEF STEW.
English, MOTHER FUCKER!
Do YOU EVEN SPEAK IT.
Let me shove some grammar UP YOUR ASS
AND MAKE IT COME OUT YOUR DICK.
This battle's already over! I'VE ALREADY WON.
You're too fuckin' slow! YOU OUGHTA BE DONE.
People don't see you as a threat.
Whenever they see you, A PUPPY DIES,
AND THEN I MAKE PUPPY STEW.
I'm gonna kick your ass,
And poke you with a stick!
 Like little kids at the beach
Do with fucking starfish. Try AND MAKE THIS INTERESTING FOR ME
Let me drop you dead slow AND GET A SECOND OPINION.
Bitch, I can't die! It's an accepted rule of the Universe!
 My humor's astounding, my rhyme's are great.
Your little black eyes? So second RATE!
I'm still KING HERE, YOU'LL never take over
You've got an army of fanboys?
LIKE THAT HELPS YOUR CAUSE.
I look at Shrek, AND THEN HE BENDS OVER.
When Life gives me lemons,
I MAKE INTERN SOUP.
At the end of the day, you're nothing to me!
So get out the hell out of my wiki
And go on Home before I MAKE YU PHONE.

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Who's next? Place your ideas in the comments section!

WHO WON?
You are not entitled to vote.
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.
There were 16 votes since the poll was created on 18:58, 6 March 2021.
poll-id F21ED19F40DA00A0762EDE28A0DEA48E


Credited to Princess Callie 

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