EVIL KOOLAID MAN!!!: Difference between revisions

One day I was sitting in my house and I was really thirsty. I didn't have anything to drink in the fridge because I was a dummy. Then I got an idea. I screamed "HEY KOOLAID!!!!" at the top of my lungs. All of a sudden, the Kool-Aid Man came crashing through my wall and he said "OH YEEEAAAH!!!" but with an EVIL DEMONIC VOICE!!! But it was probably just a glitch. Real life was being pretty glitchy today. I hope they update it soon. ANYway, the giant pitcher of Kool-Aid spoke. He said "I AM EVIL SATAN DEMON BLOODY DEBBIL KOOL AID MAN!!! OH YEAH!! OH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!". Another weird glitch. He poured me some Kool Aid out of his head. Looked like fruit punch flavor, but when I drank it, it was actually BLOOD!!! Not just any blood, but HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD!!! And since this was real life, the blood was even MORE REALISTIC than real blood!!! HOLLY KRAPOLA!!! Before he left my house, he said "CAN I AXE YOU A QUESTION???" and then he HIT MY FOREHEAD WITH AN AXE AND I DIEDED!!!