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I will never forget the horror. The worst day of my life. Just thinking of it makes me feel nauseous, but I need to get this off my chest.
It was a Saturday afternoon, I loved macaroni cheese, it was the best type of meal. I'd eat it every week. The cheesiness was amazing. I'd just reheated a bowl of macaroni cheese from last night for lunch.
I went into my room and turned on my
▲I went into my room and turned on my Playstation 4. I took out my copy of Assassin's Creed Unity, the second best thing to macaroni cheese, and was holding the disk into hand, when suddenly, it fell into my bowl of macaroni cheese.
That was when everything changed I pulled the disk out and wiped it clean, washed and dried it. I checked for scratches, and when I was satisfied, I inserted the disk into the slot, unaware of the squelching sound it made.
I started up the game as usual, with the Ubisoft logo, which for some reason, had turned a bright shade of yellow, which I dismissed as a glitch on the screen when the main menu appeared as normal.
I continued with my current game and started off outside the Assassin underground hideout. What was weird
As I pushed the left analog stick forward, the civilians all stopped what they were doing, turned round and stared at the main character, Arno,
This is when everything started going wrong, as I
I forced Arno into climbing up a nearby house, just as hyper realistic blood mixed with macaroni cheese started pouring out of the windows and onto the ground, some covering his robes.
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I reached the top of the house and started jumping from rooftops, the screaming down below getting louder and louder, the whole of Paris being flooded with blood and macaroni cheese, the game becoming buggier and buggier.
Suddenly a huge macaroni cheese monster appeared dripping hyper realistic blood and screaming at Arno, I could just make out the words "Piss pot" as the screaming became louder, I threw my headphones onto my desk and tried going to the
I stood back from my desk which had now also started spewing the cheesy, bloody
I raced for the front door of my house, not bothering to chuck on any shoes, and the neighbourhood
I woke up in my own bed. There was no blood, no melted cheese, no pasta. I got up and
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