Every Creepypasta Ever: Difference between revisions

So then I played the game some more and then I wrote a fucking blog about this which was deleted shortly after because they just don't appreciate my fucking swaqq. Later after, the creepiest goddamn thing happened. The Nerdy guy with the glasses who's on a cloud that represents your camera in the game (I can't remember his name) was replaced with a floating face of my dead brother without any fucking teeth. I recognized it because I love my brother, and I remember he was the only thing keeping me alive when Mom stabbed herself in the throat with a flute. AfterwardsAnyway, back to the story. After I saw his face, the game just went to a red flashing screen, and then started playing really loud-ass noises. I didn't know how to fix this, so I tried turning off my fucking N64, and it wouldn't fucking turn off. Then I tried to turn off the TV. Still nothing. I tried unplugging everything, calling the electric company and asking them to turn off my electric, burning the fucking house down and it was still doing that scary thing. Blood (oh noes!) was dripping from my TV and it was hyper-realistic blood, so real that it looked like you could touch it and get some on your fingers. So then I had about enough of this fucking bullshit and I got mad and ate a fucking Pop-Tart, you fucking cunt. Later that day, I tried one more thing. I threw a fucking Snickers bar at my N64, and the red flashing and loud noises stopped. I knew why it stopped. It's because my N64 was just hungry. That, and I just threw a candy bar into the cartridge slot so it went kaput. I think my dead brother was trying to teach me a lesson that I should care more for my stuff on 20 other posts in 1 hour or I'll come in your house and kill you. Don't believe me? Look up Michael Jackson. I slit his throat reel fucking good, I tell ya. REEL GOOD. I then went to my job as an intern at Nickelodeon and watched a new Spongebob episode that was 2spoopy4me with its hyper-realistic blood and shit, so I decided to end it all. I came back as a ghost just to type this up.