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== Prologue ==
[[File:FINGER_FAMILY.jpg|thumb|The thumbnail of the video.]]
It was a hot summer in northern New Jersey. I was searching for a Finger Family song to burn onto a DVD for my 9-month-old cousin to watch since he loved to listen to nursery rhymes for fun. I searched far and wide for the perfect video: one that didn't have any superheroes or princesses on them. I visited YouTube, Dailymotion, Vimeo, and many other websites for a video, but attempts were never successful because all I found were corny videos that sounded the same and had common characters on them.
 
After two long hours of boring searches, I came across a website that offered extremely unusual videos. When I typed "finger family song" into the search box, one result came up. It was a video simply called "FINGER FAMILY" that featured all five fingers, the PJ [[File:FINGER_FAMILY.jpg|thumb|The thumbnail of the video.]]Masks, Spiderman, and Elsa on the thumbnail. But this was no ordinary thumbnail you would normally see on other video websites. Every character featured had black holes for eyes and were missing their mouths and noses. There were short pieces of text that included the following: "SUBSCRIBE OR DIE" next to Spiderman, "WE ARE THE BEST AND FOREVER WILL BE" next to Elsa, "WE ARE THE PJ MASKS. WE KILL ADULTS!" next to Owlette, and "FINGER FAMILY KIDS SONG OBEY OUR EVERY RULE OR ELSE!" next to the brother finger. This image disturbed me, but the video's title was self-explanatory, so I downloaded it.
 
== Preparing the DVD ==
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== The Video Starts ==
[[File:DEMONS!!!.jpg|thumb|The demonic Elsa I caught!]]
Soon after the burn finished, I drove to my uncle's house and gave the DVD to him. We had to preview the DVD first before showing it to my cousin, so I placed the disc into the DVD player and let it play. When the main menu came up, one option was listed. Of course, it was the video, FINGERFAMILY.avi. My uncle insisted, "Click it." I was a bit too nervous to watch the video since it had a scary [[File:DEMONS!!!.jpg|thumb|The demonic Elsa I caught!]]thumbnail, but I played it anyway.
 
The video started with an intro featuring a demonic Elsa zooming in front of us and a piece of "Let it Go" played in a reversed g-major effect. It lasted ten seconds before cutting to the Finger Family song. The song didn't have that extremely catchy beat to it. Instead, we heard a demented version of overused royalty-free music from YouTube, accompanied by the ear-renching laughter and screaming of children in the background. A dancing Minion with only a mouth full of vampire teeth and a dark red outfit was waving his arms in the air for five seconds before a bleeding zombie hand appeared with the same finger puppets I saw on the thumbnail.
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== Epilogue ==
Later that day, I bought a Little Einsteins DVD for my cousin to watch instead since he loved that show and it was the only one that would keep him quiet. While he was watching the episodes, I thought to myself, ''"thank God he never saw that demented pile of dust we just buried''. ''He would've been extremely frightened by it!''" In fact, I had so many nightmares about the video, I couldn't count them all. But I completely forgot about it after I drove back home. Hopefully, I will never see that video or the website I visited to download it ever again.
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