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Line 1: {{NSFW}} ~~[[File:Falllout 4 edgy blood.png\|thumb\|198x198px\|This is the copy of the game. There was nothing mysterious about it at first, obviously.]]~~ ~~== Introduction ==~~ I loved Todd Howard. He was my waifu. Line 7 ⟶ 6: However, one fateful day would change all of that. __NOTOC__ == The Email == I came home after a long day of ~~kindergarten~~college, expecting to see my mother and father there. To my surprise, they weren't, so I had the house all to myself. The first thing I did was check on my dad's computer to see where he kept all his porn (Seriously? Who the fuck downloads porn these days? Fuckin' plebs.). Secondly, I checked my Hotmail. I almost came as soon as I saw the email. It was from Todd Howard! He was offering me a "Fallout 4 Super Deluxe Ultra Expensive as Fuck Edition" for free! Even though the email did seem almost to good to be true, I accepted it anyways, since it was from my lord Todd Howard. Line 25 ⟶ 24: When my character exited vault 111, I wanted to be excited, but instead, I saw some spooky shit. I saw more blood than I should in a fallout game. I saw blood on the houses, on the street, and in many other places. The one thing that really spooked me, however, was that I saw two skeletons in sexual positions. I was so spooked that I had to put the game down and take a well-deserved rest from 12 hours of gaming. == The Next Day at ~~Kindergarten~~College == When I arrived at ~~school~~university the next day, that's when I knew I got into some deep shit with myself. I started to perceive everyone at school as Feral Ghouls. I thought the only thing I could do was to find something that could count as a weapon and kill everything in sight. I managed to find a strong, extra sharp pencil and then I continued on to get the job done. After I killed every Feral Ghoul in the school, I saw dead ~~children~~students everywhere and realized what I had just done. I had commited one of the most edgiest crimes anyone could commit. I knew what I had to do. Line 45 ⟶ 44: This edition of Fallout 4 is out there, believe me. If you come across it, you're screwed as fuck. [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:Satire]] [[Category:Im died]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Look at me! I'm SO EDGY!]] [[Category:Vidya games]] [[Category:~~POINTLESS~~Pointless ~~VIOLENCE TOTALLY MAKES IT SCARY U GUIZE~~Violence]] [[Category:TRUE STORY]] {{Comments}}