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He looked up at me with those big, vibrating eyes. His two lower teeth quivered in confusion. "Muh, mahma," he said softly.
 
This was my chance! I ran at him screaming and stomping my feet, scrambling his brain in sheer confusion. I shoved him as hard as I could and grabbed his Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition, and I ran out the door. I leaped back down the street towards my home. I pulled open the door by its big, smelly handle and I let myself in quietly. I snuck past my many parents and shut myself into my room. I had made it. Finally, a Gameboy AdvancedAdvance SP to call my own. I will have to keep it hidden from my family. I shanshouldn't ever allow them to know...
 
I took the Gameboy SP in my small, beautiful hands, and proceeded to slide the switch to "ON" mode. I will never forget that wonderful sound it made the first time I turned it on. And that wonderful Nintendo logo splashed my screen in sheer delight. I blew out my candle, and I pulled my curtain shut tight. I wanted absolutely ''nothing'' to get in the way of my first Gameboy Advanced SP Blue Edition experience.
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My hart sank... as I noticed a dead pixel in the lower left region of the screen.
 
"Beggars can't be choosers," I thought to myself, however, and I pressed the start button with my feen-gyfinger.
 
A vast landscape with clouds, bushes, and bricks appeared before my very eye. And there he was. The familiar "Mario" man I had grown to enjoy.
 
I pushed left on the left bootunbutton. Mario himself dashed to the left. Dust between his silly brown shoes filled the air. Amazed by his speed, I quickly pushed right to test his turning abilities. I was not disappointed, as Mario changed direction in a matter of seconds. I learned the other button functions as I played...
 
'B' allowed Mario to dash at high speeds, similar to my own. 'A' allowed him to leap so high in the sky that I screamed in fear that, perhaps, maybe he wouldn't come back down... Yet he always did, which engaged me in the game-world even further. I quickly grasped the concepts of jumping large gaps, avoiding enemies, and climbing a big, big flagpole at the end of each level.
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I wiped a large chunk of sweat from my flopping brow. "That was weird," I thought in a big bubble next to my head.
 
The level loaded, but this time it took a lot longer. Mario stood in place so I pushed right and he began running. I noticed the graphics were getting all jumbly. Also, the music was becoming less like the Mario theme, '''DA DA DAH DUH DA DAH DUH!''', and more garbled, like '''BRRPP BRPP BRUPP BRR BRUM BRADDAH!!!'''.
 
I was nearing the first gap of the stage to jump over. As I drew closer, I readied my sweating, pink thumb over the 'A' buttanbutton. The gap was here! I pushed the button, but Mario didn't jump... He just screamed.
 
'''HO!'''
 
I pushed left as far as I could and he groundgrounded to a halt, right at the edge of the gap. I pushed 'A' frantically and repeatedly to try and make him jump, but he just screamed and screamed.
 
'''HA HO!'''
 
The camera zoomed in on my face as I pummel that 'A' button, trying to make Mario fill that air above his body., Butbut all that filled the air were my friend, Mario's, screams of fear.
 
I said, "No more!"
 
I pulled the cartridge from the Gameboy Advance SP and I threw it out my window. It landed in some mud outside and I laughed and I closed my window. I turned around.... And I saw that the cartcartridge was back in my GahembhoyGameboy... Mud oozed from it's cartcartridge slot.
 
I gasped and I said to myself, "Nooo..... It can not be!"
 
The gameboy turned itself back on. Mario's face appeared with hyperrealistic skin pores and bloody chapped lips.
 
He spoke softly, '''''"You stole me from mahmy hoomanhuman... Now I, Mario of Nintendo of America Incorporated, curse you forehvehrforever....!"'''''
 
I screamed aloud, louder than an eagle of the night, "There must be someway to undo this curse!"
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I fell into the hole and Mario lost a life. This is when I noticed my skin began to rot and turn slightly green.
 
"What on Earth is happening, Mario,?" I asked Mario.
 
'''''"Every life you lose, I will make you rot! Haah haah huah!"'''''
 
I asked, "How can I beat the game with only screams? I cannot jump gaps by screaming?!"
 
'''''"Fuck you....." '''''Mario said quietly.
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Everything went slow. I dropped to my knees. I held the gameboy tightly in my clenched fist. "Could this be MY fault?" I asked myself politely.
 
His mother walked over to me with a big, fat tear in her eye. She told me, "it really means a lot that a stranger would let himself into our home to pay respects to a boy he didn't know. I'm sure you two would've gotten along great." She then pointed to the priest and said, "Please lower our child into the Earth NHOWNOW."
 
The priest did just that. He pulled on a lever with a shiny red ball on it. The coffin started going down!
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I noticed that we weren't hitting the bottom, and that the darkness in this hole reminded me of the dark I saw in the Gameboy. Could this be what I saw before?
 
From the darkness, a floating, black and white head of MahrioMario appeared. He said to me, '''''"In this hole, you shall fall with the dead body of a child! Huaaah hah..."''''' and then he Gaussian blurred away..
 
"This is what I get for stealing, I guess," I said as I shrugged.
 
Suddenly, Mario appeared again. He said, '''''"Wow.... It sounds like you learned your léssónlesson. You n-now be free.. bye :)Bye."''''' He clicked his.... mustache and I was back in my room!
 
I looked over on my bed and the Gameboy Advance SP Blue Edition was gone!
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