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The students applauded and all registered with the Republican party that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag (where it shed a single tear).

That professor was Richard Elizabeth Dawkins. That college class was The Beatles. That young mother was Sarah Palin. That nun was Michele Bachmann. That eagle was Ron Paul. That marine’s name? Albert Einstein.

 

<p style="margin-top:5px;margin-bottom:5px;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana,arial,helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">'''GMP's Note: Originally from /r/conspiratard. Link [http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiratard/comments/148whr/this_is_the_4th_highest_ranking_submission_of_all/c7b1sl3 here] '''</p>