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Written by Joe Smith
Early TuesdayShitday morning, There was a disturbance at 67 FirstCOCK Street in AnytownAnyfucktown. The door was found broken downfucked, and a hatchet was found near the gay door. The flatscreen TV in the man's living room was broken, and blood stained the carpet in front of it. The only evidence found in this case besides the hatchet was a game of Grand Theft Auto 4 still found in the man's XBOX 360. After analyzing the game, the man's character had a 6-star wanted level. Another strange Thing about this game was a dead character found in the game. It does not match any character models in the game. The investigation is pending.
One thing that the news report did not say was that the man looked exactly like the dead man.
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