Gas from The Ass V: Difference between revisions

I booted up the game, and I noticed I was late to my fapping session, so I went to McDonalds. When I came back, energized but depressed, I noticed I had completed all the missions, had the maximum amount of greenies, a car made out of hot chicks and eliminated all the evil from the world. "Huh," said I, "well, at least I can mess around for a bit before I start a new game." So I played exactly one game of tennis before I got bored and went to the menu. I clicked "Start new game", but instead of starting a new game, Trans-klin, The Boss Nigga***** IV, the character I was playing as, died. It respawned me inside a hospital, where Trans was talking to a hot nurse who was saying he fell victim to the current Super Ebola outbreak, but Ed, Edd & Eddy were patrolling the street where he was and revived him. Trans then walked out the hospital and I gained control over him again. I was walking up the streets and, occasionaly, I would see civilians falling over dead in a very dramatic way. It was a spooky sight, so I kicked a dead guy's ass to make me feel better and happy with my life. However, the guy ressurected as a skeleton, so I kicked him in his boney ass nuts. As a result, Trans broke his foot and died in agonizing pain.