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Line 1: As I stood solemnly upon my room carpet, the veil of the night covered the sky with not even a single star in sight. I was bored to death, ahem, emphasis on death. I lay lazily at the computer shifting through thousands of creepypasta sites about creepypastas, you know, good ones. Suddenly a notification popped up! A virus had been detected and my computer blown up, oozing green slime. "Damn viruses, fucking shit." As I finally decided to do something intellectual or productive like read a book, the computer turned back on, and, to my horror, had a wallpaper with blood and sonic the hedgehog. Line 9 ⟶ 7: "What! I haven't even been playing sonic.exe, well at least not recently." I ~~decide~~decided to go back on only to find a death threat in my email. It was odd, I didn't remember one before, but there was a link to some unusual and potentially harmful website that could answer all my questions. Doing the smart thing I clicked on it, and was taken to a chat service. A message popped up from one user called: badguywhoyouprbablyshouldnttrustbutwillanyway "Hello Bob, I've been watching you a lot recently, in fact I'm right behind you." Line 25 ⟶ 23: I clicked and was redirected to some odd website with a massive link written in red, saying: click here. Again I clicked, and my computer froze for what felt like an eternity. Sitting for a whole week I ~~decide~~decided to go outside for the first time in my life but... Something happened. A bellowing voice called out from my computer, an ominous electronic voice like a demon trapped in the crevices of my hard drive. "Bob, thank you, I'm finally free!" Line 49 ⟶ 47: "Oh god get it away," I cried. "Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha- wait a minute. Dum-da-dum, aha! Here it is. Sorry wrong website. Let me start again." For a long moment there was a pause, and neither of us spoke. Line 94 ⟶ 92: "Just a good ol' Saturday." [[Category:Trollpasta]] [[Category:COMPUTERS AND INTERWEBZ]] [[Category:Hyper-realistic]] [[Category:Stupid is as the main character does]] [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] [[Category:WHAT A TWIST!]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] {{Comments}}