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When it was 11:30 PM, my family and I started to set up the fireworks. When I opened a box up, I found a note. It had words on it crudely written in a red liquid. It read, "Light these up and misfortune will befall you..."
 
I grabbed the fireworks and got ready to light them up. At 12:00 PM, I lighted up a firework, and at the instant it was lit, my wife said, "My stomach hurts."
 
I said, "Maybe you should get some rest in our room."
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I collapsed in the store in sadness. While I was laying on the ground, the cashier laughed demonically at me and set a matchbox and a demonic firework near my face. I realize what I must do to atone for my family's deaths. This new year does not start off well for me...
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