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== Introduction ==
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One I am certain of, is that everyone I know would agree upon this; I am an elite hacker.
 
No doubts about it - I'm a fucking pro - and you couldn't take away my pride.
 
Now, for legal reasons, I cannot state anything I've been involved in, I'll just tell you I'm a serious oldfagoldfrog in the scene, and part of "Wizard Squid".
 
I worked a part-time job as a sysop for a school with retarded network configuration. I had a partner working with me, he understood me, my elite hacker needs.
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== We Need to go DEEPER ==
 
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By the end of the day, I was completely tired, I had almost forgotten about Nico's USB... I plugged it into my computer
 
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== The Spooky OS ==
 
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Booting from the ISO returned a DOS-style prompt, asking me a simple question, "shall we play a game?"
 
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== Dead or Alive ==
 
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I knew something was wrong immediately, the screen went black for 3.14159265358979323846 milliseconds (only an elite hacker would know this).
 
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I had no other option - I had to boot up my old Usenet BBS and download mainframe hack tools - I quickly downloaded a file called Headroom.exe (coincidentally what the USB was labelled).
 
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When it was opened, it loaded a GUI in Visual Basic that would track IPs, I was in.
 
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But then, out of the blue, Lizard Squad - my hacker group's rival - saved Anomilous, and all my monitors turned black for 666 milliseconds (it spooked me), and a goatse popped up.
 
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A chilling message bellow some hyper-realistic blood read this:
 
<blockquote>{{email|"Nice to see you again - [REDACTED] - have you enjoyed your daily dose?"</blockquote>}}
 
No - it couldn't be - Anomilous had doxxed me with their 1337 SQLi tool.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I was a goner.
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Static filled my vision, as though I were a computer!
 
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I then felt a huge urge to sit down at my infected computer again.
 
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And then a skeleton popped out.
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