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When I started the game, something was different. It just cut to the title screen, there was no intro. When I started the game, everything was pretty normal, until I stomped on the first goomba, the colors started fading, and the music got low pitched. I just said "meh It's just a glitch", I continued to play, until the Nintendo just turned itself off. That was pretty weird. I just tried convincing myself that the Nintendo was old. So I went to bed. Next evening after coming back from McDonald's, I played me some Mario 3. This time though, things were getting even weirder... Mario looked dull, he also looked slightly depressed. I continued anyways. After completing the first level, my NES turned off again accompanied by a loud screeching noise. "Oh shit!", I said as I covered my ears. After the screeching stopped, the NES turned itself back on. I didn't even know if I wanted to play the game anymore. There was a cutscene where Mario was walking slowly, and then he just stopped and died. The next level started, though the sky was black. I kept playing (even though at this point I should've turned off the system) There were no enemies or bottomless pits. The music was really quiet. Then I got to the end of the level. Then the loud screeching started again accompanied by some text that I never wanna talk about, I pulled out the cartridge, and smashed the shit out of it with a hammer. After that event, my life changed, I'm no longer the same, I get paranoid real easily now. Help me...

 

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