Hentai Slenderman: Difference between revisions

One day, Slenderman was sat at his desk watching creepypasta porn and hentai with squidward in it (he liked the tentacles) and then a pop up appeared on his screen. It said "HIRING CREEPYPASTA MONSTERS FOR NEW HENTAI ANIME! YOU MUST HAVE AT LEAST 20 TENTACLES, AN UNNATURALLY BIG COK AND NO FACE AND/OR CRAZY BLOND HAIR! EMAIL 666.creepymail.com OR CALL 666 666 666 TO APPLY FOR THE JOB!" Below the hyper-realistic blood coloured text was an image of Shrek and Jeff the Killer having sex with each other. Slenderman was bored of stalking children in the park and making PewDiePie and Markiplier shit themselves and so decided to call them.